ONLY IN AFRICA - PART 1

In a restaurant in Zambia: "Open seven days a week and weekends."
On the grounds of a private school in South Africa:"No trespassing without permission."
On a window of a Nigerian shop: "Why go elsewhere to be cheated when you can come here?."
On a poster in Ghana: "Are you an adult who cannot read? If so, we can help."
In a hotel in Mozambique: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9.00 am and 11.00am daily."
On a river in the Democratic Republic of Congo: "Take note: When this sign is submerged, the river is impassable."