ONLY IN AFRICA - PART 2

In a Zimbabwean restaurant: "Customers who find our waitresses rude ought to see the manager."
A sign seen on a hand dryer in a Lesotho public toilet: "Risk of electric shock - Do not activate with wet hands."
In a Botswana jewellery shop: "Ears pierced while you wait."
On one of the buildings of a Sierra Leonne hospital: "Mental Health Prevention Centre."
In a maternity ward of a clinic in Tanzania: "No children allowed!"
In a cemetery in Uganda: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves".
In a Malawi hotel: "It is forbidden to steal towels, please. If you are not a person to do such a thing, please don't read this notice."
A sign posted in an Algerian tourist camping park: "It is strictly forbidden on our camping site that people of different sex, for instance a man and woman, live together in one tent unless they are married to each other for that purpose."
In a Namibian nightclub: "Ladies are not allowed to have children in the bar."
In a photo studio in Chitungwiza (Zimbabwe): "Photos taken while you wait."